Solo: Santa can't fit through our front door.
Me: Well... he can come on the roof, right?
Solo: But, he doesn't know we have a roof.
Me: You can tell him.
Solo: Ok.... does he speak Spanish or English?
Solo: Look! I'm a pirate! I need one of those things for my eye. Hm. What those called?
Me: An eye patch.
Solo: Oh, ok. ::squints one eye:: Now I have my iPad on!
Solo: It's gonna take a long long long long time for grandpa's hair to grow, right daddy?
Mr. P: Well it's probably never going to grow back. His hair won't ever be long again.
Solo: Awww. Poor Grandpa.